Tuesday, February 3, 2015

"Ok, so we went to the beach..."

Have you ever watched a movie and thought "Well, that's just not real"?  Never is this more real than in movie beach scenes.  I mean, I'm sorry, but movies tend to love having these great illustrious moments by the ocean, but if it weren't for the movie magic of Hollywood, they would look very different.
 
You be the judge:
 
 
1. The picturesque view:
 
Movies

From "Grease" (1978)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Reality
Mmmm... SeaWeed
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2. Making out at the beach:
 
Movies

From "From Here to Eternity" (1953)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Reality
"Oh, I love you so mu...GULP!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3. When leaving the beach:
 
Movies (They always look so clean and comfortable, don't they?)

From "She's All That" (1999)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Reality
"If I can time it right,
I can wash up in the ocean and dry off before my foot touches... ah, crap!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4. Beach Parties:
 
Movies (Everyone looks so in shape and attractive)
From "Teen Beach Movie" (2013)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Reality
Enough said
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
5. Running on the beach: 
 
Movies
From "Chariots of Fire" (1981)
 
 
 
Reality
"Ha ha!  I wi... AGH!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
5. Romantic walks on the beach:
 
Movies
From "Marley and Me" (2008)
 
Reality
 
 
 
 
And did I mention...
 
 
 
What other things in movies tend to mislead people?
Be sure to share in the comment section below.
 
 
 
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3 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 4, 2015 at 12:33 AM

    Boo hoo to you. My life is the beach, and it's exactly like the movies depict it lol :p

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  2. UnknownMarch 6, 2015 at 3:19 PM

    Hahahaha! Yes, yes, and yes!

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  3. AnonymousMarch 24, 2015 at 12:07 PM

    movies where high schools are involved....
    1. students seem to go to and fro the schools at will with no supervision.... reality: rent a cops everywhere, gates, bars.... more like prison.
    2. Movies = 12 students per class.... reality... 30
    3. Students bully and prank other students with no consequences.... reality... expultion.
    4. Students look 33 years old.... reality... students look 13 years old.
    5. need i go on?

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